Dinosaur Hoodies

To be honest, I would probably wear either of these both when I was 10 and now.


Images from here and here

Space, Lions, and Yellow Pants

When I was 10 I had a ton of stuffed animals. One was a lion, and I'm pretty sure my dog ate its nose off because he did that to all of my stuffed animals.

I had to be careful with the synthetic fibers in the lion's mane, having seen what fire and clothes dryers did to my sister's stuffed animals.

If only I had thought to send my lion to space! His nose would have remained intact.

Picture from Zoot Patrol

Metapost #1: TheTheory of Hipster Relativity

When I was 10, I spent time drawing unicorns. If you didn't, then compared to you I'm a hipster.

Thanks for the comic, Dustinland!

"Look mom, I'm a sloth!"

This ad from American Apparel cracks me up, and I got it from an article talking about how it was creepy that this woman is swinging from a tree in only a shirt and socks.

LIGHTS!!

When I was 10, I probably hoped that in the future everyone would wear lights everywhere. You know, like robots. Now that we live in the future, you can get those programmable scrolling LED belts if you're a cool kid! But if instead you're a hipster or 10-year-old, I bet nothing beats good ol' mini Christmas bulbs.







To be extra hipster or nostalgic for when you were a kid, you could carry a battery and extra bulbs in a fanny pack. If you also happen to be a hippy, get LED lights- they're more energy efficient. Get your friends to do it too, and then you could connect together like in amoeba tag! Not recommended for while you skid around town on your fixed gear bike or for rescuing ET from the government on your huffy.


Thanks Meredith, for the pictures of your friend Jared!

If I hadn't been a tomboy...

If I had dressed like a girl when I was 10, I would have wanted this. It's colorful and has those weird sleeves!
I would have worn it as a cover-up at Valleyfair. I would have ditched it at the lazy river, being that I was 10 and didn't see the need for a cover-up. Then I would have forgotten it there, and complained to my mom the whole way home that we had to go back and find it.
But MOM!!



Thanks for the picture, mediageek